SUCK MY POLISH & PAINT MY LOLLIPOP

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

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colonelmustangsnipples:

cutiecalliope:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

Wait then what if

i cannot accept this

I’m fucking done.

also

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colonelmustangsnipples:

cutiecalliope:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

Wait then what if

i cannot accept this

I’m fucking done.

also

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